As Net Six head into the winter period, Creative Midfielder James Millard is looking browner then ever, spotted Monday morning near Derby University. After ten days out for personal reasons, Millard reported for duty and told reporters as he entered Derby University that he was “feeling fresh and ready to f**k” 

Rumours circulated on Wednesday night as 14year old Millard shocked the nation by not turning up to Walkabout Wednesday and having an unexpected holiday during the middle of the busy season. 

Later that evening as rumours circulated around the media, Millard reassured fans on Instagram by posting pictures of him and his son making it apparent that he was simply burnt out from too much shagging and needed some time away from Derby. 

As Net six continued there unbeaten streak on Friday with a comprehensive 6-4 win, our heads turn to this Friday and whether the club will be able to deal with the absence of Shot-stopper and pussy destroyer Luke Heele who is set for a medical at Smyths Toys store on Friday.